Brain Blurbs

Many ideas sprout in my mind everyday or ramblings I want to ramble about. I need this.

Whoa

Today as I was walking into work I passed a gentleman in the parking lot that at first looked liked, Steve Buscemi, but then as he combed his long hair back with his left hand he changed into a Skeet Ulrich from the movie Scream.

Yesterday I loaded a grill for Dean Martin. Said people tell him he looks like George Clooney. His friend that was with him, which was a woman complained how horrible her propane tank looked and demanded an employee get her a prettier one.

— 10 months ago
I’m not crazy

After working five months in retail I’ve realized everyone is nuts. THERE IS NO LOGIC IN RETAIL.
Currently, on a fifteen minute break.
Why do people insist they can go inside where the carts line up?

Or last week a couple with a baby carriage not only failed trying to get through the cart doors but then tried to get their stroller between fencing and a column near by, a foot and a half with their stroller, spending ten minutes doing this. Remember that Sims game, when the sim would get stuck between two objects and glitch back and forth? Same shit.

— 10 months ago
Took this picture at HorrorCon in 2007 in St. Louis

Took this picture at HorrorCon in 2007 in St. Louis

— 10 months ago
Top left is really cool.

Top left is really cool.

— 10 months ago
Shopping

Last week I saw a pregnant woman shopping for a vacuum cleaner.

— 10 months ago